Watch out for Bartleby. Seriously, I would watch out for that guy. Upon reflection, I think I would go for cremation myself. I mean, you know, I’ll be dead, it’s not really going to be a big issue for me at the time, but I guess if it all goes horribly wrong, I would rather be burned alive than buried alive. Hmm. Actually, that’s a tough choice. Ask me closer to the time. Put me down as a “maybe”.

Speaking of tough choices, I was watching the Commonwealth Games the other day and have the following question for you: would you rather be a judge at Javelin, Discus or Shotput if you had bad reflexes and a tendency to wander onto the pitch? I imagine many people would rule out javelin right away, but don’t be so fast: a single clean incision is surely better than being crushed to death. Anyway, just putting it out there. So many tough choices we face in life.

Here’s a really awesome graphic of the history of the universe. Simple as that, huh? The growth curve is a bit of a worry though. Damn dark matter. Show yourself, fiend!

Anyway, on to my favourite topic, drinking. And my other favourite topic, fucking hilarous. Especially this one and this one. (And a shout out to Dunc.) I bet these are the same people that buy stuff from spam.