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In somewhat related news, my project supervisor was discussing our interim reports the other day. To my partner:
“You came across like ‘have to do this report, just want to get it done’.”
Then she turns to me.
“You, on the other hand, your report was too enthusiastic.”
Classic! Who, me? Using an evocative vocabulary? Pushing some kind of ideology? Never!